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I'm David. I live in Astoria. During the day I work at a startup. Other times I visit bookstores.
This blog is my curio collection, sort of. I'll have a place of my own for essays... someday.

Ok, I believe it now.

Aww.

Played Analogue for the first time today; good stuff! Now I’m working on Hate+ with my two animu waifus.

When Congress investigated the scope of the President’s legal powers, it belatedly found that the United States had been declared by presidential administrations to be in a continuous open-ended state of emergency since 1950.

St Vincent - Dig A Pony - Live @ All Points West Festival 8/1/09 in HD (by suprefan)

nickdouglas:

pretentiousversion:

maxistentialist:

tehawesome:

nickdouglas:

The extra notes saying things like “LOL this is great” or “THIS” that get reblogged along with the meaningful content

Usage coined by tehawesome and me

I never fully understood the need for that extra line on a popular post. Like, you should know a post is funny without…

DYING

LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE AND I DON’T EVEN CARE

Next term we need is for the comments that knowingly illustrate the phenomenon described in the original post

Canned laughter.

Fleet week is upon us.

and in this way progress is made

  • Dude 1: Dude, did you hear what the cops aren't doing anymore?
  • Dude 2: What?
  • Dude 1: You're no longer a whore if you're carrying condoms.
  • Dude 2: What?
  • Dude 1: Like, before, if the police searched you and you had a condom, you were, like, a whore.
  • Dude 2: Really? That's crazy.
  • Dude 1: I know! It's like, you're being the responsible one and...
  • Dude 2: Exactly.
  • Dude 1: Well they don't do that anymore.
  • Dude 2: Good.

bigbigtruck:

THE LESS THAN EPIC ADVENTURES OF TJ AND AMAL

Final Update - Tuesday, May 13, 2014: Pages 490-500 (Chapter 44)

- If tjandamal.com is bogged down, please use the Mirror Site -

That’s it, guys. Thanks so much for coming along on this ride.

E.K. Weaver’s wonderful webcomic just finished its run (2008-2014)! I highly recommend it. (The site is staggering under the load right now, but the mirror is stable.)